22. Joel and Scott
“Take that!” Scott yelled and waved his stick-sword around.
“That’s only a scratch,” Joel said and picked up the stick-sword that he’d dropped.
“It might be only a scratch now but I put the most poisonous kind of poison on my sword and it’s slowly poisoning you.”
“Ah-ha! I thought you might do that so I made myself immune to that poison.”
“How?”
Joel and Scott were circling each other as they talked. Every now and then they’d hit out and fight with their stick-swords. It was a game they often played.
“I rubbed myself with salt and then stood under the Great Waterfall,” Joel said.
“You swine!”
“Ah-ha, ha, ha!” Joel tried to laugh evilly.
“But you’ll never succeed in you’re evil plan,” Scott cried.
Joel laughed and ‘stabbed’ Scott. Then he ran over and climbed the tree that took up one corner of Scott’s backyard.
“You’ll never catch my now, Prince Fundagum!” he laughed.
“This wound won’t kill me,” Scott said, holding his side where Joel had ‘stabbed’ him.
“Maybe not but now I’m locked in my fortress. You’ll never stop my plan now.”
“We’ll see about that!”
Scott ran to the tree but before he got there he fell over backwards. Joel laughed as Scott landed on his back on the ground.
“You’re a fool, Fundagum! I protect my fortress with a force field that no man can break through.”
“You’re the fool, Doctor Manacle,” Scott said as he stood up. “I’m not a man!”
Joel laughed, “What are you? A girl?”
“No, fool, I’m a cyborg.”
Joel stopped laughing as Scott fought his way through the ‘force field’.
“No! It can’t be! If you’re a cyborg then what happened to the real Prince?”
“I killed him!” Scott cried as he launched himself into the tree.
The two boys tumbled out of the tree and started stick-sword fighting again. After about five minutes Scott forced Joel up against the back fence.
“Time to die, Doctor,” he cried.
“But my work!” Joel said throwing down his stick-sword.
“I will finish your work and make it my own,” Scott said, “Then I will be the richest being in the universe.”
With that he ‘stabbed’ Joel and Joel collapsed against the fence.
“No… No!” he cried as he ‘died’.
“Yes… Yes!” Scott laughed and did a little dance.
“Joel!” Scott’s mother, Audrey called. “Joel, your mother’s here to pick you up.”
Joel stood up and brushed some of the grass off his clothes.
“I’ll see you tomorrow at football,” he said to Scott.
“Yeah. See ya.”
With that Joel ran around the front where Melanie was waiting for him.
Scott watched his friend leave then sighed as he picked up the stick-swords and put them under the tree where they’d be able to find them again. He looked at the darkening sky then went inside to see what they were having for dinner.
[AUTHOR'S NOTE: This one is for Yasmin.]


